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5 Reasons Why Pokemon Sucks. by DukeStewart 5 Reasons Why Pokemon Sucks. by DukeStewart
Don't kill me pokemon nutheads, I like it too. It's just not as good as it used to be. what you see is a result of what has gotten out of hand.

might do a digimon one soon. I just watched the entire series on youtube. the ENTIRE series. that means from the 7 kids falling into a mega waterfall, to Taichi becoming an ambassador. i swear to god, if you watch it, the nostalgia will make you want to cry...

not that i did...
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sshinexxx Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2016
omg so true lol
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magshi Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Digital Artist
1. You exaggerated that, Tutorials in the pokemon games are seldom that lengthy or annoying, they are actually implemented pretty well and teach you the ins and outs of gaming by showing you rather than telling you with a text box. Besides, those tutorials are very nifty for first time players (of which there are probably tens if not hundreds more with each new generation of pokemon).

2. Thats what a repel is for, you can buy repels, super repels, or even max repels from pokemarts (or pokemon centers in gen v and x/y), just use that wealth of money that you've surely accumulated from selling shit and pokemon battles and buy yourself a stack, problem solved. As for the times when you don't have any, just stay out of long grass as much as you can.

3. Gambing issues? where? I've never had any nor seen anyone else who has, i'm afraid i don't see your issue with this one, especially considering there isn't much gambling evident in the latest games.

4. Not really much of an issue, some legendaries have a high catch rate or are scripted to be caught, and as for the others, i've really only gotten frustrated a few times. Having plenty of ultraballs or a master ball if you can get your hands on it can reduce this issue and even eliminate it as far as a master ball is concerned.

5. Thats... Not a reason, you cannot say the games suck just because you happen to not like the anime dosen't mean the games suck. By the way, starting with Black & White (Best Wishes in japan) Nintendo has taken over dubbing the anime, so you can't hate on the anime because 4kids anymore, because 4kids no longer handles the anime.
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PicassoEnigma Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Try using Mega Balls
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Oshawott191 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
SHUT UP!
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DukeStewart Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
Goodness, I hope that isn't directed at me.
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angiehuntergirl Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
hah
I agree.
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Rock455 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015
The new season(Kalos) is a little better than Sinoh and Unova.
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steam66 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
I was a fan of Pokemon, up until I searched "Lucario" on DA and on the 5th deviation it was a lucario butt, and a crapton of hogtie fetishes.

Pokemon fans, at least the 10 percent, have some... issues.
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PicassoEnigma Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
hahaha!
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:iconokuni-evangeline-yin:
That legendaries panel killed me! XDXDXDXDXDXD
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VoidGaming Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Student General Artist
Ash not sucks in Diamond and Pearl,
that series is quite funny,
I choked so much when I see the season.

By the way,The problem about best wishes going down hill,
Is because of contest.
I mean,when Dawn and May said "let do our contest training!"
and then Ash always follow up saying:"Yeah!"
IF THE FRICKING CONTEST CAN COME BACK I WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT ASH CAN START GRIND HIS POKEMON AGAIN!
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SeventhHeaven86 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Stupid question is there any chance u can mix Pokemon and digimon together now that will be interesting please
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Adoptables77 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
yes,and digimon is better than pokemon anyway...
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:iconhellmage20:
hellmage20 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014

I sir, am now in love with you XD -digi hi five-

 

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Adoptables77 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
hell yeah! :D
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catro1000 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist
 thats almost all my problems except for the ledgendarys and gambling stuff.
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Tigrex00 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Student Artist
ur life is shit X3 but XY
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SSBBrulez Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
In something as old as Harvest Moon they let you skip tutorials. WHY NOT IN FUCKING POKEMON?!?!?!
At least it's not something like:
"uuuuuh, garbodor sucks so gen v sucks uhhhhhhhh."
So, yeah. It's mostly true, but I've never played any of those minigames before, so I don't have anything against them.
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endani Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
1# is for new people in the series
2# THAT IS WHY U STOCK REPEL A LOT
3# no help there
4# I agree if only there was an auto capture button
5# I agree unconditionally
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TautestBeef4081 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
Just have to say this,
Play Final Fantasy, atleast you KNOW where your gunna get ass raped in pokemon.
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hellmage20 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014

play grandia or grandia 2, you can actually see the enemies on the field and plot out ways to run around them, or fight straight through em (they're turn based rpg's with an awesome and unique battle system)

 

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Ask-enirboreH Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
Hey noobheadz Bitch please
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somerrocks Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
.......at least hte pokemon showed up at a reasonable amount in pokemon crystal.....it rocked man it had great animatinos and every thing every other game wasent as epic after i played that, sheesh i just wrote a story abou tmy recent adventure in there but i had to quit and i culdent save
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noobheadz Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013   Digital Artist
Hey everyone Team rocket from Unova :icontrollfaceplz:
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pikaace Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
#'s 1, 2 and 4

I totally know what you mean...
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LegendLord Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student General Artist
I am a complete fanatic and would not hesitate to kill you for making such a list...

(if it wasn't so goddamn muthaf@%$in true)
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houndoomgirl7280 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
HEY!whats wrong with the new series its awesome(especelly the movies)also the quality its better than the old quality!oh and the adorable new pokemon*hugs a random female fennekin gijinka that came out of no where*im so picking you fennekin or should i say Burning Blaze! and we shall pawn everyone with your adorablness and rule the world!...oh wait wrong part of the script so never mind about world domination...yet*looks left and right**insert evil smirk here*heeheehee
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DukeStewart Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Jesus, I don't have any clue about the series. I haven't seen any since I was like, 12...
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Doomdrao Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If they had an option to turn off tutorials in future pokemon games that'd save a lot of hassle for older players
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houndoomgirl728 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
U do realize the tutorial is for younger people that JUST started playing right so they know what to do and not be confused and what do u mean by gambling issues
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DukeStewart Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Yeah, but it doesn't mean I can't still hate it.
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houndoomgirl728 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Just stating(did i spell it right)
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YunitheMage Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
#4 All the way.

I have seriously counted. In Sapphire I have tried to capture Rayquaza 96 times. 96. I'm not even kidding. And I never succeeded. It was always I either ran out of PokeBalls, or he killed himself. Every. Single. Freakin. Time.

Yeah eventually I gave up on it and did some contests.
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LuminaBalderson Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I agree with #1.
GAMEFREAK, Y U NO MAKE SKIPPABLE TUTORIALS??!!!!

Also, why does everyone notice #3 so much? It's ONLY a minigame.
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ToxicHikaru Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
it's a minigame where you can win virtual money!!! D: like thats so genius they take the pixels and give the pixels
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:iconluminabalderson:
LuminaBalderson Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I honestly prefer Voltorb Flip.
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:icontoxichikaru:
ToxicHikaru Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
that game pissed me off haha... i always got the voltorb...
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:iconluminabalderson:
LuminaBalderson Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
There's actually a method to it.
Look on YouTube to discover the method.
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ToxicHikaru Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
hmmm... i shall ^^ thanks bro :D
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:iconluminabalderson:
LuminaBalderson Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
You're welcome~
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ThePhoenixKing32 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree with 1, 4, & 5.
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comicboy11 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Photographer
I agree with this expect 5 I still like the show.
I love pokemon my fave one is charizard
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lillerkat Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
TeeHee
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NessFan123 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012
Other than force tutorials, the games have gotten better. Encounters make Pokes more over leveled. That or you could just use Repels...
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DarkMagicianmidgit Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
5# Is so TRUE.
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xXZeldaSlashXx Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
P.S. try using a net ball or something on Lugia.
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xXZeldaSlashXx Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
um ok? im glad you like the third gen, its my fav, i love all the starters, and i cant pick just one..
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rinlen11 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hey i start understanding pokemon really in gen lll (that hoenn, firered and leafgreen) i do agree with the tutorial and too much pokemon in the grass. and pokemon games got bad in gen lV but it got good in gen V. the anime was good in gen lV but when down hill in gen V. but now with the black and white 2 in the anime and dawn, Cynthia, and pokemon from other regions coming back all is some what good
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ktcahill98 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is so true
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M-A-F-R-A Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012
Hmmm... Personally, my reaction to this comic is mixed. I agree with the tutorials, I agree with the anime, even partially agree with the gambling, but how else are you supposed to capture Pokemon, and the Legendaries are AWESOME!
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